I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.