I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.