I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

Hillary's Explanation Of The Libyan Action To Congress Was So Good, I Wonder Who Explained It To Her?