I'm Not A Hollywood Guy.

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?

Just Me Onstage With A Mike Having An Intimate Relationship With The Audience. I Don't Get Nervous For That. I Just Get Excited.

I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.

Now I'm Starting To Jog. But Every Time I Do Jog I Have 9-1 Pressed Into My Phone, With The Next '1' Ready To Be Launched In Case I Drop.

Sometimes I Make My Life A Living Hell By Writing Complex Stories With Complex Characters. But I Love It.