You Don't Want To Do Anything That

For Some Reason And I Don't Know Why, But I Don't Think That I'm Funny In California. So I Always Want To Do My Movies East Somewhere.

Pie...it Fills The Cracks Of The Heart. Go Away, Pain.

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?

Just Me Onstage With A Mike Having An Intimate Relationship With The Audience. I Don't Get Nervous For That. I Just Get Excited.

Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A Window.