You Don't Want To Do Anything That

The Foolishness Of Chasing The Moon Ached My Heart. I Was Stuck Between The Moon And The Shore And Surrounded By An Empty Sea.

You Think School Ends When It Ends, But It Doesn't.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.

I've Always Been The Guy Who Doesn't Necessarily Get It With Women. A Woman Would Have To Say, 'i Like You, I Want To Go Out With You, You Can Ask Me.' And Still I Would Question It. Did She Mean It?

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?