My Favorite Movie Of All Time Is

As American As An Apple Is And As American As Baseball Is, They Don't Go Together. You Can't Be Chewing An Apple At A Baseball Game. You've Got To Let Go Of The Diet That Day.

Sometimes I Make My Life A Living Hell By Writing Complex Stories With Complex Characters. But I Love It.

For Some Reason And I Don't Know Why, But I Don't Think That I'm Funny In California. So I Always Want To Do My Movies East Somewhere.

Back In '93 I Saw My First Ufc Fight And Just Became Enamored By It Then.

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.