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Nothing Translates Worse Than Comedy Into The Printed Word.

I Don't Hate Myself, As A General Rule. I'd Say The Best Way To Describe It Is That I Have Moments Of Self-loathing At Fairly Regular Intervals.

My Hell Is Going To Be The Stairmaster Wing Of Dante's Inferno, Where They're Gonna Tape My Feet To The Pedals And The Only Music I Get Is Michael Bolton Karaoke Style.

I Did Not Support Operation Desert Fox.

To Me, There Is No Greater Act Of Courage Than Being The One Who Kisses First.