I Don't Hate Myself, As A General

The Directing Thing, To Do It Well, I Think You Have To Have A Hell Of A Lot More Discipline Than I Do, Or Be A Lot More Willing To Really Take Charge Of Whole Large Group Of People Than I Feel Comfortable Doing - Because A Director Really Has To Run Everything, And Be Very Confident In Their Ability To Do So.

Unfortunately, I Am Not One Of Those Comics Where It's Guaranteed That I Hit It Out Of The Park Every Time. You Know, I Am Not Completely Reliable. It's Always Different, And It's A Complete Crapshoot Whether I'm Going To Do Well.

Iraq Is A Manufactured Conflict For The Sake Of Geopolitical Dominance In The Area.

We're Our Own Worst Enemies A Lot Of The Time, But I Still Blame Men.

I Truly Believe A Woman's Weight Is A Political Issue, And If One Young Woman Out There Can See Me And Not Feel Crummy About Herself, That's A Good Thing.