I Did Not Support Operation Desert Fox.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

For Some Reason I Get Advertised When I Travel As A Political Comedian, Which I'm Not. Sometimes I Talk About It And Sometimes I Don't.

You Just Did A Whole Read-through. The Lie That Brought Us Into War Was That Iraq Was A Threat To Us. Well, Now It Is A Threat. Now It Is A Terrorist Hotbed. The Fiction Is Now Reality. And Now We Have To Deal With It. It Was An Attempt At A Corporate Takeover. This Was About Oil. It Wasn't About Human Rights. It's Not About Human Rights.

I'm Not Religious Anymore, But I Think It's Like Papal Infallibility, Which Is A Ridiculous Man-made Tenet, Like What I Believe Most Religious Tenets To Be, Are Man-made After The Fact.

I Feel Bad That People Think That "feminism" Is A Dirty Word. I Don't Understand That At All, I'm Proud To Be Labeled A Feminist. I Consider Myself A Person Who Has Throughout My Entire Life Stood Up For Myself. It's Never Been My Ambition To Be Someone Who Takes A Backseat To Anything. I'm Not A Male Basher At All. I Divide People Into Assholes And Non-assholes, And That's Genderless. I Encounter Sexism Everyday.