I Did Not Support Operation Desert Fox.

You Can Tell A Lot About A Person By How Excited They Are To Do The Macarena.

Last Night, I Went To A Birthday Party, And This Girl Brought A Cake And A Cheesecake. And The Other Girls That Lived In The Apartment, I Swear To God, All Night Long: 'you're Taking That Cake With You When You Go. That Cake's Not Staying In This House.' Like It's This Evil, Hope Diamond, Nuclear, Horrifying Cursed Thing.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

I Was Just Utterly Oblivious To How Difficult It Was, And How Difficult It Was Going To Be, And Then Also In The Mid-eighties Through The Mid-nineties There Was A Boom Of Sorts. So There Were Plenty Of Stages. If I Had Started Now, There Would Be Very Few Places To Get Better And Better.

Evil Is In The Face Of Every Frat Guy That Ever Raised A Beer Cup And Went "whoooooo!"