To Me, There Is No Greater Act

No No No! Don't Clap! No No No, You Make Me Seem Like I'm Like A Prophet Or Something And I'm So Not!

I Think People Are Very Cynical With Actors Trying To Tell Them What To Believe In, Or Lobbying For Any Kind Of Changing Of Government Policy. Even I Get Cynical About It. Like, Why Is Sharon Stone Telling Me This? And There's Just Something Annoying About Having Charlie Sheen Tell Me, "it's Your Responsibility To Vote," In An Admonishing Way On Mtv.

Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin A Friendship.

Evil Is In The Face Of Every Frat Guy That Ever Raised A Beer Cup And Went "whoooooo!"

I Can't Wait For The Next Fad Though, And I Predict It's Going To Be Pennsylvania Dutch Culture, Very Amish. It's Going To Be Bonnets And Butter Churns.