I'm Nobody's Fool, Least Of All Yours.

Live. Let Nothing Be Lost Upon You. Be Afraid Of Nothing.

It's Not That It's So Good With Money, But That It's So Bad Without It.

I Am Annoyed By Individuals Who Are Embarrassed By Pauses In A Conversation. To Me, Every Conversational Pause Refreshes.

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.

I Am Essential To The Theater.