Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I

The Cynical, Caustic, Acid-tongued New York Drama Critic Addison De Witt Introduces His Protege/date Of The Moment, A Bimbo Date And So-called Actress Named Miss Casswell (marilyn Monroe) In Another Very Famous Line: "miss Casswell Is An Actress, A Graduate Of The Copacabana School Of Dramatic Art."

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.

I Am Annoyed By Individuals Who Are Embarrassed By Pauses In A Conversation. To Me, Every Conversational Pause Refreshes.

Acting Is Like Roller Skating. Once You Know How To Do It, It Is Neither Stimulating Nor Exciting.

Live. Let Nothing Be Lost Upon You. Be Afraid Of Nothing.