This Is No Time To Act Like

This Is No Time To Act Like A Gentleman. I Am A Cad And Shall React Like One.

I Am Annoyed By Individuals Who Are Embarrassed By Pauses In A Conversation. To Me, Every Conversational Pause Refreshes.

It's Not That It's So Good With Money, But That It's So Bad Without It.

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.

Every Well-thought-out Rebuttal To Dogma, Every Scrap Of Intelligent Logic, Every Absurdist Reduction Of Some Bullying Stance Is The Antidote.