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I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I Never Curse In Front Of My Mother, Either.
-Chris Rock
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I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I
Chris Rock
I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I Never Curse In Front Of My Mother, Either.
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