I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I

See, The Black Man Gotta Fly To Get To Something The White Man Can Walk To.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

George Bush Hates Midgets.

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'

I'm Like The Hulk On Stage. It's Way Over The Top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I Get Off Stage And Go What Did I Say?! I'll Watch One Of My Stand-up Specials A Year Later And Go Eww, That Was Mean.