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A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.