I Always Come Across Sounding Like I

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

I Just Can't Seem To Make Myself Care About What I Look Like When I Am Working Out.

I Do Find It Odd People Choose To Do Stuff That Makes Them Look Like Crazy Hollywood Faces, But I've Got Zero Judgment.

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.

I Was Class Mom At The Preschool One Year And I Was Pretty Much Asked Not To Do That Again!