I Was Class Mom At The Preschool

There's An Expression: Great Is The Enemy Of The Good. Sometimes In Trying To Be Great, You Make A Mess Of Things.

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

I'm In Total Celebrity Denial In General, But There's Awareness That Probably If Somebody Has Met You, They Might Go And Tell Somebody. I Just Would Rather Have The Word On The Street Stay At A Neutral, Not Like, "she Shows Up In A Ball Gown," But "she Seemed Nice." That's Fine.

We've Had Four Or Five Casts In Three Years. There Was A Point When I Thought The Department Of Children And Family Services Was Going To Show Up At My Door!