I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want

The Secret Of Staying Fresh In A Show Is To Remember That The Audience You're Playing For That Night Has Never Seen It Before.

The Greatest Natural Resource That Any Country Can Have Is Its Children.

Some Woman Are More Interested In What They Look Like Than What They Are. If They More Interested In What They Are, They Would Look Better.

I Am A Wife-made Man.

An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.