I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I

You Can Have Everything You Want As Long As You Don't Want It Badly Enough.

Anybody Who Can't Hear The Difference Between A Ball Hitting Wood And A Ball Hitting Concrete Must Be Blind.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

Referring To The Bad Sun Conditions In Left Field At The Stadium: It Gets Late Out There Early.