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How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.

Anyone Who Understands Jazz Knows That You Can't Understand It. It's Too Complicated. That's What's So Simple About It.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!

Failure Is Just Another Opportunity To Start Over.