Man Was Not Made To Travel Faster

If You Get A Guy That Can Play A Couple Positions, It Helps You Out A Real Lot.

It Gets Late Early Out There.

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

There Are Some People Who, If They Don't Already Know, You Can't Tell 'em.