Man Was Not Made To Travel Faster

When Asked What Would He Do If He Found $1 Million, Yogi Responded, If The Guy Was Poor, I'd Give It Back.

Buy A Stock, If It Goes Up, Sell It, If It Goes Down, Don't Buy It.

The Future Isn't What Is Used To Be.

Surprise Me! Yogi's Reply When He Was Asked By His Wife, Carmen, Where He Would Like To Be Buried

It's Not Too Far; It Just Seems Like It Is.