Ninety Percent Of All Mental Errors Are

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

I Don't Mean To Be Funny.

You Can Tell A Lot Just By Looking At It.

The Game Was Two Hours, With The Commercials. I Wish They Did That Now.