I'm Impervious To Logic.

After Nearly 15 Minutes Of Soul Searching, I Have Heard The Call. Nation, I Will Seek The Office Of The President Of The United States. I Am Doing It!

Football Is American; Why Are The Romans Numering Our Bowls?!

Warning, I May Contain More Than A Trace Amount Of Nut.

There's Nothing Wrong With Stretching The Truth. We Stretch Taffy, And That Just Makes It More Delicious.

Facebook Stock Continues To Plummet. People Started Selling Once They Found Out Their Mom Bought It Too.