It's August, Which Means Congress Is On

Love Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry. That's Why I Never Apologize To My Mirror.

I Wrote Things For The School's Newspaper, And - Like All Teenagers - I Dabbled In Poetry.

You Don't Look Up Truthiness In A Book, You Look It Up In Your Gut.

The Most Common Thing That Real Reporters Say To Me Is, "i Wish I Could Say What You Say." What I Don't Understand Is, Why Can't They Say What I Say, Even In Their Own Way? Does That Mean They Want To Be Able To Name Certain Bald Contradictions Or Hypocrisies That Politicians Have?

I Am No Fan Of Books.