I'm Horrible To Live With. I Don't

I Was Always übersexual...i Was Always Wearing The Smallest Clothes I Could Find. I Would Go To The Mall Like That — In A Short, Short Skirt And A Giant Wedge Heel. That's What You Do When You're A Teenage Girl In A Small Town.

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.

Boys In Their Twenties Are A Waste Of Time. They Have Nothing To Offer Conversationally; They're Immature. I Feel Like I Have A Better Shot With Someone In His Thirties.

I Believe That Every Interaction Is An Act Of Fate In Some Way, That We're Meant To Interact With Them, And It's Our Job To Flesh That Out And Experience It To The Fullest And Learn The Lessons We're Meant To.

Because Everyone Is Someone's Child, Every Woman Seems Like Someone's Mother.