Sarcasm Doesn't Translate In Print At All.

I've Read The Book Of Revelation A Million Times. It Does Not Make Sense, Obviously. It Needs To Be Decoded.

I've Never Been A Big Believer In Formal Education.

I Personally Always Find Something Really Scary About Watching Little Girls Learning To Manipulate Their Dads By Baby Talking. Then They Grow Up And Use The Same Technique On Their Boyfriends Or Husbands. That Scares Me Because It's Just So Sick On So Many Levels.

I Feel Like It's Impossible To Please The Hardcore Comic Book Fans, Because They'll Never Be Happy No Matter What You Do.

When I Talk About My Husband, I Feel As If People Roll Their Eyes. It's Like When You're 16 And Order A Martini, And The Waiter Says, 'do You Think I'm Stupid?'. They Can't Grasp That I'm Old Enough To Be Married.