Sarcasm Doesn't Translate In Print At All.

I Think All Women In Hollywood Are Known As Sex Symbols. That's What Our Purpose Is In This Business. You're Merchandised, You're A Product. You're Sold And It's Based On Sex. But That's Okay. I Think Women Should Be Empowered By That, Not Degraded.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

If Alcohol Is Legal, I Don't See Why People Still Have A Ban On Marijuana.

I Have No Friends And I Never Leave My House.

I Know What You Need As A Female To Feel Not Just Comfortable But Powerful.