Sarcasm Doesn't Translate In Print At All.

I Feel Much Safer With Girls, So I Felt More Comfortable Kissing Her In The Movie Than Kissing Any Of The Other People That I Had To Kiss.

And You Know, The People Who Hate Kids And Don't Want Kids Always End Up Having 50 Of Them.

No One Ever Gets Tired Of Loving. But Everyone Gets Tired Of Waiting, Assuming, Hearing Lies, And Hurting.

I've Always At Least Tried To Be Self-deprecating When I Say Anything About Myself. As Long As You Set The Bar Low, It Will Keep People From Putting You On A Pedestal, So They Can't Knock You Off.

I Feel Like It's Impossible To Please The Hardcore Comic Book Fans, Because They'll Never Be Happy No Matter What You Do.