We'll Be Back To Our Nature Documentary,

Why Are There So Many Trees In The Jungle?

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

Our Top Story Tonight: Famous Tv Dolphin Flipper Was Arrested Today On Prostitution Ring Charges. He Allegedly Was Seen Transporting Two 16 Year Olds Across State Line For Immoral Porpoises.

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.