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Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

They Say When You Reach A Crossroad Or A Turning Point In Life, It Really Doesn't Matter How We Got There, But It's What We Do Next After We Got There. Usually You Arrive There By Adversity, And Then It Is Then And Only Then That We Find Out Who We Truly Are And What We're Truly Made Of. It's A Process, A Gift And A Journey, And If We Can Travel It Alone, Although The Road May Be Rough At The Beginning, You Find An Ability To Walk It. A Way To Start Fresh Again. It's Neither A Downfall Nor A Failure, But A New Beginning.

There's A Lot Of Advantages To Being My Best Friend.

I Didn’t Want To Be Like All These Socialites – They Sit At Home, And Go To The Debutant Ball, And Marry Some Rich Guy And That’s It. That’s All They Do. I Wanted To Do My Own Thing So I Could Buy Whatever I Want, Do Whatever I Want.

I Get Half A Million Just To Show Up At Parties. My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.