A Man Must Walk Before He Can

Every Woman Should Have Four Pets In Her Life. A Mink In Her Closet, A Jaguar In Her Garage, A Tiger In Her Bed, And A Jackass Who Pays For Everything.

I Don't Like People Who Sit On Computers All Day Long And Write About People They Don't Know Anything About.

I'm A Really Good Person. I'm Down To Earth. I Have A Big Heart. I Have Feelings. And I'm Just Like Everybody Else.

I Didn’t Want To Be Like All These Socialites – They Sit At Home, And Go To The Debutant Ball, And Marry Some Rich Guy And That’s It. That’s All They Do. I Wanted To Do My Own Thing So I Could Buy Whatever I Want, Do Whatever I Want.

I Can't Stand Black Guys. I Would Never Touch One. It's Gross.