It Will Work. I Am A Marketing

I Would Be So Scared If I Was A Gay Guy...you'll, Like, Die Of Aids.

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

I Travel Around The World Constantly Promoting My Projects And Endorsing Products. Yes, I Do Get Paid To Go To Parties; In Fact, I'm The Person Who Started The Whole Trend Of Paid Appearances. But When You See Me At A Party, I'm Always Working Or Promoting Something.

What's Walmart, Do They Sell Like Wall Stuff?

It's Called Paris, Not Hilton, Just Me, Because I Don't Want People To Think It's My Family's. It's Mine.