You Know You're Old If They Have

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.