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I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.
-Emo Philips
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I Once Had A Large Gay Following,
Emo Philips
I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.
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