I'm Enjoying My Life, Post-menopause, So Much.

There Isn't Any New Man. The New Man Is The Old Man, Only He Whines More.

Us Needs To Fix Up It's Election System So That Votes Are Fairly Counted, And The Electoral College Is Removed.

One Of The First Things I Bought When I Made 'roseanne Show' Money Was A Farm In Iowa.

Hollywood Is The Only Place On Earth That Has More Vampires, More Undead, More Resurrections Than A Month Of Easter Sundays.

When I Used To Watch Comedians With My Dad, He Laid It All Out For Me. He Wanted To Be A Comedian Himself, And He Was So Funny. We'd Watch Stand-up On Tv, And He'd Tell Me The Subtext Of What They Were Saying.