Excuse The Mess But We Live Here.

I Am A Woman, Therefore I Am A Problem Solver.

Truth Is Available To The Ears That Can Hear It.

I'm Either Mentally Ill Or Jewish. I Can't Sometimes Tell The Difference.

I'm Never Going To Get Married Again. Three Strikes, You're Out. I Think If I Would Try To Get Married Again In California, I Have To Go To Prison, Don't I? I Think You Only Get Three.

I'm A Comic, And I'm Supposed To Outrage And Make People Laugh, Part Of Makin' People Laugh Is To Shake Up Their Thinkin'. That's What I Came Here To Do.