Excuse The Mess But We Live Here.

I'm A Heterosexual. I Don't Know Why I'm Like This. I Was Just Born This Way.

I Was Completely Nuts For Most Of My Life.

Being Nuts Is Its Own Reward.

You Can Always Get Better. Nobody Can Stop You From Getting Better, And Nobody Can Stop You From Trying To Make Something Right.

I Have A Huge Crush On President George W. Bush. I Saw Him At A Recent Fundraiser, And He`s A Babe. He`s Got That Ronald Reagan Charm. I Think He`s Hot. I Respect His Wife, But If He Wasn`t Married I`d Be Putting On My Cowboy Boots And Coming Around.