I'm Dying And All I Hear Are

The Secret To Speed-reading Is Moving Your Lips Faster.

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

I Think Anybody Who Is Writing Finds He Puts A Little Bit Of Himself In All Of The Characters, At Least In This Kind Of A Strip. It's The Only Way That You Can Survive When You Have To Do Something Every Day. You Have To Put Yourself, All Of Your Thoughts, All Of Your Observations And Everything You Know Into The Strip.

I Wonder If There's Such A Thing As A Spiritual Dentist? I Think My Whole Personality Is Full Of Cavities!

The Only Thing I Ever Wanted To Be Was A Cartoonist. That's My Life. Drawing.