I'm Dying And All I Hear Are

Duck, Big Brother! Here Comes Another Day!

We Used To Have A Dog Named Snoopy, You Know, A Real Live Dog. I Suppose People Who Love Snoopy Won't Like It, But We Gave Him Away. He Fought With Other Dogs, So We Traded Him In For A Load Of Gravel.

My Anxieties Have Anxieties.

It Just Seems That If You Hang On For A While Longer, There Is Always Something Bright Around The Corner, Or The Dark Clouds Will Go Away And There Will Be Sunshine Again.

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.