I'm Dying And All I Hear Are

The Rain Washed Away My Pitcher's Mound... I'm A Pitcher Without A Mound... I'm A Lost Soul... I'm Like A Politician Out Of Office." "or A Sailor Without An Ocean..." "or A Boy Without A Girl.

I Don't Know The Meaning Of Life. I Don't Know Why We Are Here. I Think Life Is Full Of Anxieties And Fears And Tears. It Has A Lot Of Grief In It, And It Can Be Very Grim. And I Do Not Want To Be The One Who Tries To Tell Somebody Else What Life Is All About. To Me It's A Complete Mystery.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog. Sigh! There's So Little Hope For Advancement.

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.