I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't

Try Not To Have A Good Time... This Is Supposed To Be Educational.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

When They [visitors To His Studio:] Learn About The Six-week Daily-strip Deadline And The 12-week Sunday-page Deadline, A Visitor Almost Never Fails To Remark: "gee, You Could Work Real Hard, Couldn't You, And Get Several Months Ahead And Then Take The Time Off?" Being, As I Said, A Slow Learner, It Took Me Until Last Year To Realize What An Odd Statement That Really Is. You Don't Work All Of Your Life To Do Something So You Don't Have To Do It.

Friendship Isn't About Who You've Known The Longest. It's All About The Friend Who Comes And Stands By Your Side In Bad Times.

Love Is Not Knowing What You're Talking About.