I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't

Dear Valentine, I Have Thought Of You Often. Not All The Time, But Often.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.

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No Problem Is So Formidable That You Can't Walk Away From It.