I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology; Just Love One Another.

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!

Beethoven Can't Really Be Great Because His Picture Isn't On A Bubble Gum Card.