I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't

A Cartoonist Is Someone Who Has To Draw The Same Thing Day After Day Without Repeating Himself.

I Can Hear My Heart Beating. I Can Hear My Stomach Growling. I Can Hear My Teeth Grinding And My Joints Creaking. My Body's So Noisy, I Can't Sleep.

I Never Seem To Know What's Going On... Right From The Very Start, My Life Has Been Strange. I Think I Know What Happened... I Must Have Missed All The Rehearsals.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

The Term That Best Describes Me Now Is 'secular Humanist.'