I'm An Angel In An Earth Suit.

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.

I Love Love, And I Love Life. I Love. I Just Love. It's Just Great. It's The Most Enduring Element We Have Is Love.

I'm Not Jealous, And I'm Not Possessive, And I'm Not Controlling.

T-e-a-m Stands For Together Everyone Achieves More.

My Dark Side, My Shadow, My Lower Companion Is Now In The Back Room Blowing Up Balloons For Kids' Parties.