Don't Tell Me What I'm Not Doing

Light Is Actually The First Word I Said As A Little Baby.

T-e-a-m Stands For Together Everyone Achieves More.

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Theres A Woman In Arkansas That's Such A Bad Cook, That A Swarm Of Flies Got Together And Repaired Her Screen Door.

I Don't Know How I Got Involved In 'celebrity Wife Swap.' It Came From My Agent Hugh. He Got The Opportunity For Me.