Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

Charles Darwin Wrote A Famous Book In 18 [gibberish]. And That Book Was An Interesting Book, Cuz It Was Called "monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-you".

If There Is A God, His Plan Is Very Similar To Someone Not Having A Plan.