Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

We Will Now Sing Forth, Hymn 405, 'oh God, What On Earth Is My Hairdo All About?

If I Were Achilles I Would Put My Foot In A F**k Off Block Of Concrete!

If You Go Down As A Comedian's Comedian, That's Basically Meaning Other Comedians Are Hopefully Feeling That You're Doing Okay.

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.