Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!

Peace, Peace, Peace. Peace Is Organized.

You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably Shag The Books.

I Try To Keep Performing As Much As Possible - I Just Like To. I Used To Take Huge Gaps Off Between Gigs, Now I Just Like To Do Stand-up Gigs As Much As I Can.

I Don't Know What It's Like In The U.s. But Immigrants In The U.k. Do The Jobs The Citizens Won't Do.