Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

Well, Comedy Is A Great Weapon Of Attack. It's Not A Great Weapon Of Support.

I Am Someone Who's Very Positive About Business, As A Social Democrat. I Do Like The Safety Net Of The Welfare System And People Setting Things And Creating Business, And That's What I Try To Do With My Own Work: Export It Around The World From The U.k.

Boy Bands Should Be Exploded From A Great Height. They're Just Pretty People Singing Music Written By Others.