List Of Waiter Quotes

I Have Tipped Waiters, And I Have Been Tipped By Waiters.

To Go To The Oscars For 'moneyball' - That Was Pretty Amazing.

I'd Probably Be Famous Now If I Wasn't Such A Good Waitress.

We Must Have Been Hunters And Gatherers But Some Of Us Were Just Waiters And Hopers.

When I Was A Waiter I Was Fired Twice From The Same Restaurant. I Guess I Was That Good Of An Actor But That Bad Of A Waiter.

At Present Every Coachman And Every Waiter Argues About Whether Or Not The Relativity Theory Is Correct.

...hardly. A Ragged Apron Does Not A Waiter Make.