I Am Two Lesbians In A Man's

I Think I'm Actually A Mainstream, Popcorn-eating Kid. I've Always Been That, So I'd Sit There Watching Action Movies And American Moves Before I Watch Other Movies Quite Often Because I Am That Kid. But I've Pushed Into The More Alternative Area Because That's Where It Gets Really Interesting Creatively.

If You Get Anything Creative Going, Then The Work And Play Thing Is The Same Thing, I Feel.

I Like My Coffee Hot And Strong. Like I Like My Women: Hot And Strong...with A Spoon In Them.

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.