I'm Always Watching Films. The Academy Pretty

Struggling Is Hard Because You Never Know What's At The End Of The Tunnel.

I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.