I'm Always Looking For Talented People That

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

I Make A Mean Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich.

I Always Feel Bad For People Getting Married And Spending Upwards Of A Hundred Thousand Dollars. It Just Seems So Absurd To Me.

You're Not Hardcore, Unless You Live Hardcore

Seems Like Every Other Day There's Somebody On The News, Somebody Gets Killed Or Does Something Crazy And All The Neighbors And Everybody Says, "i Can't Believe He Did That, I Can't Believe She Did That."