Iris, If You Were A Melody...piano Melody.

The Real Challenge Is If You Don't Look Super Sexy, Like A Brad Pitt, You're Going To Have To Try Harder. You're Going To Have To Make Up For It In Other Ways.

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

I Serve Society By Rocking!

There's Nothing You Can Really Do To Prepare To Rock. Do You Prepare To Eat A Delicious Meal? Are You Hungry? Then You're Gonna Eat It.

I Recommend That Everyone In Their Youth Be As Out Of Shape As Possible So That When You Turn 40, People Can Go, "wow, You Look Much Better Now."