Iris, If You Were A Melody...piano Melody.

Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t Remember When It Started Or Why It Started, It’s Just Something That I Needed.

I Played, Like, A Year Of Piano Until I Learned The 'pink Panther' Theme. That Was My Goal. Once I Was Good Enough, I Quit. Now My Music Has To Have Some Rock.

There Were Times When I Thought I Got A Bit More Punishment Than Was Coming To Me, But I Don't Regret A Minute Of It Now. Each Of Us Must Be Tempered In Some Fire. Nobody Had More To Do With Choosing The Fire That Tempered Me Than Myself, And Instead Of Finding Fault With The Fire I Give Thanks That I Had The Metal To Take The Temper And Hold It.

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

I Like Being Married. I'm At Home With My Wife And Kids All The Time Now. I Don't Go Out For Wild Nights.