Iris, If You Were A Melody...piano Melody.

I'm Always Looking For A Fresh Perspective Because It's Fun To Tell Stories That Are Original And New In Some Way.

There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.

The Real Challenge Is If You Don't Look Super Sexy, Like A Brad Pitt, You're Going To Have To Try Harder. You're Going To Have To Make Up For It In Other Ways.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

When I Was In High School I Fell For Pretty Much Any Girl I Ever Met. But I Was So Desperate That I Couldn't Get Any Of Them Because They Sensed My Desperation! After Many, Many Years, I Learned To Relax And Just Be Myself.