The Worst Time To Have A Heart

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'

As A Creative Person, You Want To Have A Foothold And Sense Of Progress.

I Think There Are So Many Little Hurdles And Impediments With Stand-up That You'd Need To Have This Insane Desire To Do It If You Didn't Have Something That Clicked Right Away.