The Worst Time To Have A Heart

Planning Trip Around The Globe, That Is In My Room.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.

I've Met A Few People Who Were Passive-aggressive, But I've Never Met Anyone Who Was Aggressive-passive. I Don't Want Tacos! Maybe.

I Wonder What The Most Intelligent Thing Ever Said Was That Started With The Word 'dude.' 'dude, These Are Isotopes.' 'dude, We Removed Your Kidney. You're Gonna Be Fine.' 'dude, I Am So Stoked To Win This Nobel Prize. I Just Wanna Thank Kevin, And Turtle, And All My Homies.'

I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt That Said 'guess'.