I'm Allergic To Grass. Hey, It Could

You Create Your Own Luck By The Way You Play. There Is No Such Luck As Bad Luck. Fate Has Nothing To Do With Success Or Failure, Because That Is A Negative Philosophy That Indicts One's Confidence, And I'll Have No Part Of It.

I'm Allergic To Grass. Hey, It Could Be Worse. I Could Be Allergic To Beer.

Sometimes Things Work Out On The Golf Course And Sometimes They Don't. Life Will Go On. You Try To Understand What Happens, But Maybe Today I Don't Want To Know. I Just Screwed Up So Maybe I Should Just Put It Behind Me.

People In This Room Must Have Back Problems, I'm Sure Some Of Us Do, And It Is Really, Really One Of The Worst Pains And Debilitating Parts Of Your Body That You Can Actually Have Because You Really Can't Do Anything In Your Life When You Have It.

I Can Honestly Say In My Entire Career, I've Never Gone Around A Golf Course And Not Mis-hit A Shot, But Today I Never Missed A Shot. I Hit Every Driver Perfect, Every Iron Perfect. I'm In Awe Of Myself.