I'm Afraid Of The Dark,and Suspicious Of

In California, They Don't Throw Their Garbage Away - They Make It Into Tv Shows.

A "bay Area Bisexual" Told Me I Didn't Quite Coincide With Either Of Her Desires.

A Wife Lasts Only For The Length Of The Marriage, But An Ex-wife Is There For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Have No Regard For That Kind Of Ceremony. I Just Don't Think They Know What They're Doing. When You See Who Wins Those Things-or Who Doesn't Win Them-you Can See How Meaningless This Oscar Thing Is.

When It Comes To Sex There Are Certain Things That Should Always Be Left Unknown, And With My Luck, They Probably Will Be.