I'm Afraid Of The Dark,and Suspicious Of

Most Of The Time I Don't Have Much Fun. The Rest Of The Time I Don't Have Any Fun At All.

A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.

Life Is Short. Short, And Not About Anything Except What You Can Touch And What Touches You.

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.

This Guy Goes To A Psychiatrist And Says, Doc, My Brother’s Crazy. He Thinks He’s A Chicken. The Doctor Says, Well, Why Don’t You Turn Him In? And The Guy Says, I Would But I Need The Eggs. Well I Guess That’s Pretty Much How I Feel About Relationships. You Know They’re Totally Irrational And Crazy And Absurd But I Guess We Keep Going Through It Because, Uh, Most Of Us Need The Eggs.