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He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.