Hollywood Is A Place Where People From

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.