If She Were A President, She'd Be

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

My Characters All Start With Rhythms And Sounds. Once I Hear The Voice And Get Into The Rhythm, The Attitude And The Physicality Just Come Out On Their Own.

I've Never Really Worked On Them. Just Once In A While One Hits Me And Makes Me Laugh. My Al Gore Was Sort Of Like A Gay Gomer Pyle.