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Ozzy Is A Powerful And Attractive Man. When I Grow Up I Want To Be Ozzy.

I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like Living In A Supersonic Goldfish Bowl.

I Wish I Didn't Have To Perform 'iron Man' Every Night.

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.

I Don't Want You To Play Me A Riff That's Going To Impress Joe Satriani; Give Me A Riff That Makes A Kid Want To Go Out And Buy A Guitar And Learn To Play.