I'm Not A Musician - I'm A

For Years I've Had Neurological Problems. I Used To Shake A Lot And I Was On Medication - I Paid About $700,000 For One Year Of Pills. I Was Taking 40-odd Different Ones A Day.

They Said I Would Never Write This Book. Well, F**k ’em – ’cos Here It Is. All I Have To Do Now Is Remember Something... Bollocks. I Can’t Remember Anything.

I Love My Wife. We've Had A Few Slings And Arrows Across The Room, But I'm Not Prepared To Give In, You Know? People Say She Saved My Life, But At The Same Time, I Saved Her Life, As Well, I Think. She's A Great Mother, She's A Great Wife, She's A Great Worker, She's A Great Manager. She's Just Great.

I Never Thought I Could Write Anything Or Do A Show Sober, Ever. But I Did The Black Sabbath Shows Sober, And It Was So Much Better Fun For Me, And Everybody.

There Are No Identical Twins, Or Forgivable Sins.