I'm Not A Musician - I'm A

How Can You Go On Stage And Shout 'yeah! Rock'n'roll Forever!' And Then Go To Bed At 10 O'clock With A Nightcap On, A Candle In Your Hand And A Bible Under Your Arm?

Evil Thoughts And Evil Doing, Cold, Alone, You Hang In Ruins.

I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I Don't Want My Kids To Do The Same.

My Son Jack Once Said To Me, 'dad, Do You Think People Are Laughing With You Or At You?' And I Said, 'i Don't Care As Long As They're Laughing.'

When You Get To 60, The Word "retirement" Comes In On Every Conversation.