I'm A Family Oriented Guy; I've Personally

It's Not Who Wants To Sleep With You; It's Who Wants To Sleep With You Again.

The Perfect Woman Has An Iq Of 150, Wants To Make Love Until 4 In The Morning, Then Turns Into A Pizza!

I Would Just Like To Say That After All These Years Of Heavy Drinking, Bright Lights And Late Nights, I Still Don't Need Glasses. I Drink Right Out Of The Bottle.

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

You Want A Hero In The Music World? James Brown. He Brought A Feeling To Music Without Really Using Words. He's Just Famous For His Sound.