When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over

He Who Knows How Will Always Work For He Who Knows Why.

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!

When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over The 80's.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.

I Think Very Frequently, Musicians Become A Victim Of Every Song They Sing. I Like All Kinds Of Recreation. It's Aggressive. I Want To Be Part Of Everything.